Tag Archives: TV News

Jeff Goldblum Was Dead

Here’s a very funny clip from the Colbert Report where Jeff Goldblum is reportedly dead based on Twitter posts.  The funniest thing about this is that it really happened (the twitter posts) and  reported as fact on the Australian Today Show.  His death  is to have happened on the same day as Michael Jackson’s death and this clip includes the Australian Today  Show segment.



Banning Books About Banning Books

okay… so this is old, but i just now came across it.

a news story about some idiots trying to get fahrenheit 451 banned in some highschool.

watch it. it’s hard to believe these ignorant mother fuckers exist.

here are my favorite parts:

“what do you find objectionable about it?”

“the cussing in it and then the burning of the bible”

“with god’s name in vain being in it, that’s number one reason. and then… there’s no reason for it being read.”

“besides bad language and violence, verm lists ‘downgrading christians’ and ‘TALKING ABOUT OUR FIREMEN’ as reasons this book should be banned.”

impossible. it’s like a bad comedy sketch or something.



Real Life Ray Gun

This is pretty awesome but sad, considering how much we’ve spent on this technology, money we could of spent on technology for healthcare.  The military has created a real life ray gun that forces anyone in it’s path out of the way.  This clip was shown on “60 minutes” a few months ago, and then I saw it again a week ago Sunday.  Like I said, a pretty cool clip but at the same time money that could definitely be used elsewhere.

If you don’t want to watch the whole clip, then here’s a shorter one with the reporter getting hit by the ray.