I know that war is bad. I know that it is bad to like wars. But goddammit, the idea of North Korea starting something really has me excited. Man, a real war! Not like this terrorist hide-and-go-seek shit in Iraq and Afghanistan. North Korea may be not be that big and they may be poor as skunks, but it seems they pump every cent they do have into their military, which is one of the world’s largest. In other words, if there is a war, they’ll basically send a million foot soldiers, a couple jeeps and a plane at the South. They’ll probably use a nuke which will likely accidentally hit their own troops. But still, a war!
I don’t think it will be a 3 year affair like the last Korean War, mainly because I don’t see any reason why China would join the NKoreans this time around. Still, it should be fun. Maybe we’ll be drafted. Let’s pray.
-Matthew Bert Goode