In case you haven’t heard, McCain wants to postpone campaigning and debating so he can concentrate on the economy? wtf? First of all, he’s not in a position to DO anything about the economy. He is a single senator with very little pull in economical matters. Additionally, he has no credit on the subject as he’s admitted his ignorance on the matter so many times that even preschoolers are aware of it. I don’t hold that ignorance against him, no one can be an expert in every field, but postponement is so cheesy and pandering it’s ridiculous. Are we supposed to think, “Holy shit, he’s so serious and concerned that he’s putting everything aside to fix the economy! We love McCain!” ? I hope the real reason is that he just needs a few extra days to put together his economic plan together and then resumes campaigning because otherwise it’s pathetic.
So far I like what he’s said over the last week: fuck a government bailout. In fact, I’m glad that MOST Republicans AND Democrats are hesitant regarding the bailout. I mean, if that’s not a fucking free lunch I don’t know what is. So why is the Archconservative George W. so in favor of it? I think capitalism is great but it’s not always going to be perfect. Basically, capitalism fucked up and it has to fix itself. If the government hands over $700 billion to the same people that fucked up, then our government is full of dirty commies! Better dead than red, right? So, McCain, please continue to say: Fuck a bailout. But say it NOW without postponements. Oh, also, have Palin killed. And also, quit being a complete sellout. And quit running dishonest campaign ads. And Obama, don’t be such a pussy.