Hilarious New Zealand national team names

New Zealand’s national mens sports teams have some really hilarious names. I want to share some of them with you but without explaining them so that they may remain laughable and misunderstood for all time.

ALL BLACKS (rugby union)
ALL WHITES (soccer)
TALL BLACKS (basketball)
BLACK CAPS (cricket)
BLACK COCKS (badminton – DISCONTINUED)

I know what you’re thinking. Rugby in New Zealand is the domain of the black elitists that forbid whites to join. Soccer is the one refuge of the downtrodden and rebellious whites, while the tallest black guys play basketball, black gangsters play cricket and black comedians play badminton. If this is what you really thought then you win a prize because you’re right!

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4 responses to “Hilarious New Zealand national team names

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  2. also black jacks (lawn bowls)

  3. hi can you tell me one name in your team because i am doing a project

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