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Movie Party #6
October 12, 2008 · No Comments
Categories: advertising · art · movies · sex
Tagged: 7 faces of dr. lao, advertising, art, butts, film posters, films, horror, horror movies, hot babes, la bete, monsters and butts, movie as, movie party, movie posters, movies, naked woman, nsfw, the beast
New Sega Handheld
October 5, 2008 · 2 Comments
Categories: advertising · movies · music · video · video games · videogames
Tagged: ebook readers, handheld video games, mp3 players, new sega product, portable movie players, sega, sega commercial, video, video games
Beati Paoli - New Song! While We’re Young
August 31, 2008 · No Comments
here it is!
this is the last song we needed to upload in order to have EVERY SONG from the new Beati Paoli album, “A Sense Of Urgency”, available online.
While We’re Young (Sing Me Something New):
it’s track 8 on the album, and it’s also streamable on Beati Paoli’s Myspace, Beati Paoli’s Facebook, and The Noising Machine Website.
AND, like all the others, you can add it to your facebook or desktop players through Beati Paoli’s ilike.com profile.
the snocap store doesn’t seem to be working at the moment, so the song hasn’t been uploaded there yet, but DON’T WORRY, we’ll upload it as soon as we can.
and in other, possibly more important, news…

Beati Paoli cd release shows! the line ups are amazing. great bands. friday, september 5th @ the vaudeville mews!
ALL AGES:
5:30
$5
w/
adam robert haug
poison control center
21+:
9:30
$5
w/
maxilla blue
ross moffat
brent houzenga did the art for the flyer. check him out.
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Tagged: a sense of urgency, adam robert haug, all ages shows, beati paoli, beati paoli cd release party, free music, good music, maxilla blue, music, new albums, new music, new releases, ross moffat, shows, the noising machine, the poison control center, the vaudeville mews, upcoming albums, while we're young (sing me something new)
Beati Paoli! show on 08/07/08! plus a new song!
August 3, 2008 · 1 Comment

Beati Paoli has a show this thursday (08/07/08).
it is ALL AGES at The Haunted Basement. (contact us OR them for directions)
it starts at 7pm and you can pay whatever you want to pay.
the other great artists playing this show are:
Amo Joy!: psych-pop from indiana
and
Derek Lambert: great folk singer/songwriter from Des Moines
we also have another SNEAK PEEK for you…
here is the third track from the upcoming Beati Paoli album, “A Sense Of Urgency” (out September 5th):
Girl Friday
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Tagged: a sense of urgency, amo joy, beati paoli, derek lambert, free music, girl friday, live music, music, new albums, new music, the haunted basement, the noising machine, upcoming albums
movie challenge 2005: chapter 9
August 2, 2008 · 2 Comments
sorry everybody. i’ve been busy with band stuff and label stuff lately.
i’ve got a little bit of free time at the moment, so let’s get back into the movie challenge. right where we left off…
chapter 1, chapter 2, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, chapter 7, chapter 8
i haven’t felt like doing anything but sleeping for a couple months now. it’s getting bad. i gotta get out of here.
not as bad as i expected. it actually had some neat visuals early on, and snoop dogg wasn’t as dreadful as i expected him to be. however, the movie was boring. it never really went anywhere, especially anywhere unexpected, and the end just got stupid. it’s not even a movie to watch for a good chuckle. don’t bother with it.



made in 1968. just 4 years after the killings had ended. i really liked the cinematography and editing. richard fleischer did a lot of split screen shots and cool cropping. i found it rather artistic and unique. but like with all movies ‘based on actual events’, they didn’t really go for realism. actual events were changed to work into the plot twists and to fit the angle they were going for. they made the boston strangler into a split personallity disorder, which wasn’t correct or even speculated in the real case. one interesting thing about the real case is that many people think the boston strangler is still alive and living in the boston area. i found the real story to be fascinating, and recommend anyone interested in serial killers to look into it. i also recommend the film. it’s not accurate, but it’s a well done movie.







some images from: moviescreenshots.blogspot.com
the title is dumb, and the cover is more dumb, but the movie wasn’t that bad. it’s about a small group of german soldiers during ww2. they’re in a bunker. they think the enemy is beginning to surround them, they’re running out of ammo, and they can’t get ahold of any other germans. to top it off, none of them really like each other, and the tunnels built beneath the bunker are supposedly haunted. you never really know if it is haunted, or if they’re just going crazy, or what. the movie never reallly gets suspenseful or anything. it’s decent and made on a small budget, but it seems like it could have been better.



i actually didn’t like it much. maybe i expected too much from it? i dunno. i never got into it. i did like some of the visuals and effects and stuff, but it’s not gonna make it on my top horror movies list. i’m sorry. i know that coppola is supposed to be awesome, but he did not impress me at all with this film. and again i want to know why the fuck anyone would give keanu reeves any role more than ‘cop number 1′ or ’shopkeep’ or ‘extra’.







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WATCHMEN: THE TRAILER
July 18, 2008 · No Comments
I know a lot of people here are big fans of Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons’s seminal comic Watchmen. With that in mind, here is the trailer for the movie version directed by Zack Synder (300):
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/watchmen/
Discuss.
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movie challenge 2005: chapter 8
June 30, 2008 · 1 Comment
chapter 1, chapter 2, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, chapter 7
another micro-budget film. all shot on video. lots of boobs, blood, and bdsm. the thing about this type of movie, is that you seem to grade ‘em on a whole different scale. it’s like saying some grade school kid’s art is great. you wouldn’t say it’s great when compared to a professional artist. so when i say this wasn’t BAD, i’m not saying to go watch it. i’m saying that compared to other movies made by amateurs, it’s not one of the worst. it flowed well, some of the scenes were cool, and the story wasn’t awful. the acting was usually very bad, but that’s a given. for not having a budget, it had some really cool monster puppets.


***that man was not in the film
set in the south african desert. something is killing people and leaving nothing but bones. and those bones end up disappearing later. a team of a handful of people working at a mine out there end up having to fight it. yeah. it’s your basic x-files plot, minus aliens and government officials. i liked the monster alot. it was gross and not too rediculous. there wasn’t much to the movie, but i think that helped it. if they had tried adding more stuff it coulda ended up going too long and would’ve probably gotten boring. it wasn’t a bad movie, but it wasn’t memorable. just your basic “monster chasing a couple people around in a secluded area” film.


***i can’t tell you how tempted i am to rewrite these things…
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movie challenge 2005: chapter 7
June 27, 2008 · 1 Comment
chapter 1, chapter 2, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6
i really like this movie. the first time i saw it, with lori and jen and morty and chris (and i think others) way back when it was in the theaters, i left unimpressed. but when i re-watched it, i realized how wonderful it is. it leaves practically everything to the imagination. you never actually see any monsters or ghosts or anything, which is great. the acting is very good. and the story is good too. i also like how they went about making it. and i like how they went to all the trouble of making fake documentaries and stuff to help hype the movie. so if you’ve never seen it, i recomend watching it. and if you have seen it, but were unimpressed, i recommend watching it again. preferrably alone and in the dark, with the sound turned up.



The Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2:

what the hell is the book of shadows? after watching the film, i realized i don’t think it was ever even mentioned. the story is pretty interesting. it’s about a group of people who go out to the woods where the tapes from the first movie were found. they set up cameras and sit around drinking and stuff. then they black out, and when they wake up everything is destroyed except the tapes and they don’t remember anything. then they go back to one guy’s house to watch the tapes and more fucked up stuff happens. the acting is shitty at times. parts of it don’t work. but overall, it’s pretty good.


i’ll put it this way… lloyd kaufman plays a tiny roll in it, and that’s the best part. it’s your basic low budget slasher film. lots of boobs, fake looking gore, horrible acting, lame plot, etc. i don’t like slasher films.

Blood Thirst: Legend of the Chupacabra:

this movie was inspiring. if someone can get something this shitty released on dvd, then i KNOW i can make a movie. another low budget independent film. all shot on video with people who obviously aren’t actors. the writing was shit. the pacing was shit. everything was shit. it’s about the chupacabra, and they actually talk about some of the real theories, which is nice, but then they turn the chupacabra into a vampire who is going around killing people. so an old vampire hunter goes after it. then he kills himself to kill the vampire leader, thus ending the terror that all the vampires have caused, and ending the legend of the chupacabra.




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